Jay-Z at Glasto:
Rule 1. Don’t sing an Oasis song to take the piss out of Oasis. The crowd will know it better than they will ever know your stuff and will sing-a-long with mucho gusto. Wonderwall = Glasto anthem.
Rule 2. When stopping to let the crowd sing-a-long to 99 problems, make sure its the best known line they get to sing. Otherwise it sounds poor.
Rule 3. More a comment than rule. I like what you’ve did there - Amy should be in Rehab. Ha
Rule 4. We don’t really like Bush that much but we definetly don’t want to see his big face on the screen. Get Beyonce out. Shake it Gal!
